@colehaan: Thought about pulling a prank for April Fool’s Day. Then we remembered that there are just some things you don’t joke about. Like shoes.
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.

@elembee_: You know in Lord of the Rings when Gollum is all “it burns us!!” That’s me chopping onions.
That, and every time we see drop-crotch pants.

@notetosarah: Happy April Fool’s Day, or as I like to call it, Self-Defense Day
It never hurts to be prepared.

@mrjoezee: First day back in the office after a week out and @johnlegend is on his way up here to sing for us. Oh yeah. #HappyMonday
Wait a second. How come that doesn’t happen when we get back from vacation? #unfair

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@MsRennaissance: Confession: I really dig Justin Timberlake’s “Mirrors” #sorrynotsorry #jammin’
Confession: We’ve been dancing to that in front of the mirror.

@stetted: Husband: Where did these weird non-matching plates come from? #lifewithablogger
When blogger excuses come in handy.

@thecourtneykerr: Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy shoes and that’s, like, practically the same thing.
And the key to Nirvana? A pair of Louboutins.

@DerekBlasberg: Attention insomniacs: I had a tough time falling asleep on the plane. So I put on ‘Lincoln’ and WHAM! Out like a light #FourScoreAnd… Zzzz
So that’s why Tommy Lee Jones looked so unimpressed at the Golden Globes… he was actually just sleeping with his eyes open.

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@casslavalle: I think this morning is going to require pancakes….
Shouldn’t every morning require pancakes?

@BravoAndy: My floor smells like fish sticks! #GlamorousApartmentLiving #Chic #FishSticks #DoPeopleStillEatFishSticks
Reason enough for us to move out.

@SarahKSilverman: I’m not going to let the fact that there’s butter on my cell phone make me feel bad about myself & my choices
Who said butter could ever be a bad thing?

@decor8: It’s snowing again! Winter get over yourself, we are so over you! #winterhasegoissues
Winter and Punxsutawney Phil.

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@thecoveteur: “No one really needs to travel with six pairs of heels and two boxes full of jewelry.” ow.ly/iPHk8
…Said no one, ever.

@casslavalle: I mean… What exactly IS imitation crab? #afraidtoknow
Some things are just better left unanswered. (But that doesn’t mean we’ll pass on the California rolls.)

@meganangelo: If there’s a cute guy next to me on the train, there’s a Glee Xmas album song visibly on my iPod.
If that’s not the definition of Murphy’s Law, we don’t know what is.

@whatiwore: It’s snowing. I’m going to practice my denial skills and not leave the house until it melts.
Think we can use that as an excuse to work from home?

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@samburnslondon: Getting ready for a night out ie.putting new make up over old make up using a small hand mirror in the back of a taxi
Also known as: trying to get to work on time on a Friday.

@joshgroban: The cleanest your hands have ever felt are the 3 seconds between washing them and picking up your iPhone again.
And the dirtiest they’ve ever felt are those three seconds after. We can see how compulsive hand-washing begins.

@natthefatrat: this is what a $25 snickers bar might look like. http://instagr.am/p/WXwKoqyPdT/
Our birthday is coming up. Please and thank you.

@styleandpepper: Whennnnnn your palazzo pants get stuck in the escalator at Port Authority… #accidentprone #andouch
The things we endure to look good.

@dkny: Well Sandra’s certainly been skipping the cupcakes. I wish I could say the same.
Us, too. Our excuse is that we weren’t invited to the Oscars, so what’s a few cupcake calories?

@WhoWhatWear: Can someone give me a bright lip please? Or just a lip? Anyone? Bueller? #peopleoscars
What happened to the trend of bold, bright lipstick? Seriously lacking on the red carpet this year.

@thecoveteur: All we care about is the status of Bradley Cooper’s hair. Cc @ilariaurbinati #tcrealtalk #wallgroupies #Oscars
There was gel. Lots of gel. (Apparently George Clooney was the only one who missed the memo.)

@elementstyle: Someone get Kristen a brush and some enthusiasm for life
And maybe a pair of black-tie crutches.

@refinery29: Going to work out now. Bye. Thanks Jane Fonda.
If we can’t get the workout secrets, can someone give us the number for her doctor?

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@ManRepeller: Not sure if you’re wondering, but I am listening to The Black Eyed Peas under bed covers in a plaid onesie.
WWKLD – What would Karl Lagerfeld do (or say)?

@elementstyle: Cake. I wish I had cake.
Things that would make Wednesday infinitely better.

@mindykaling: Thanks about my WGA dress, guys. It’s Saint Laurent and shoes, too. The sleeves covered a burn on my arm I got last week.
When long sleeves come in handy.

@HotelFoxtrot: Leaving the gym, purple yoga pants and purple winter coat, not a well planned out outfit, I kinda look like Grimace.
Or a really fit Barney.

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@a_tuts: I wore my sock bun way too tight today. I feel like JLo at the grammys. ouch
Minus the too-much-leg exposure. (Hopefully.)

@katespadeny: always accept a calendar invitation that includes a champagne toast. #popfizzclink
We’ll also never say no to invites that come with canapés and shrimp cocktail.

@elementstyle: I thought my new sweater was cute until I realized I look like a giant sock monkey.
Beneficial only when trying to entertain a classroom full of preschoolers.

@calivintage: and here i thought a blizzard was a delicious treat from dairy queen…
The only good kind of blizzard, in our opinion.

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@casslavalle: what’s better than chocolates on valentine’s day? churros. definitely, churros. bit.ly/11ngHsM
Absolutely. And better than that? Churros served atop a plate of chocolates.

@shannonwoodward: Meetings were way more fun when I was a kid because they were in tree houses. HINT HINT EXECUTIVE TYPES.
And now we know what to talk about during our next big meeting.

@oliviawilde: Kate Moss says “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”? Huh. I’m pretty sure that’s because you live in England, dude.
For sure. We’re pretty confident that nobody who’s tasted foie gras, truffle fries, or gnocchi would ever dream of saying that.

@jessetyler: How is a tweet about “Downton Abbey” a spoiler when it aired in London 12 years ago?
Touché, Jesse. Touché.

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@rachaelreally: I’m a sucker for creepy or odd jewelry. I’m not sure where that stems from. I was probably traumatized as a child and now I’m regressing.
We don’t even want to think about what that creepy jewelry might look like.

@erniebufflo: Fashion word I hate: “snood.” Can’t we go with “circle scarf” or “cowl”? A snood is what a cafeteria lady wears on her hair, right?
Also on our hate list: slanket, onesie, and gaucho.

@Caradelevingne: Don’t worry! My eyebrows are like a boomerang, they always come back
Comforting thoughts for the next time our eyebrow tech is a little overzealous.

@MollieinSeattle: The music I’m currently listening to sounds like a robot and a cheese grader got caught up in a food processor and then put into a blender.
Sounds… relaxing.

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