@wickedcheap: Whispering sweet nothings to my coffee. Either it’s too early in the morning, or that’s a good cup of coffee.
@samburnslondon: Getting ready for a night out ie.putting new make up over old make up using a small hand mirror in the back of a taxi Also known as: trying to get to work on time on a Friday.
@joshgroban: The cleanest your hands have ever felt are the 3 seconds between washing them and picking up your iPhone again. And the dirtiest they’ve ever felt are those three seconds after.We can see how compulsive hand-washing begins.
@vmacandcheese: Bless the Internet. An hour later, and I’m 95% done with ALL xmas shopping. And we bet you didn’t even have to change out of your PJs.
@dallasshaw01: Vacation ended today… Which means diet starts tomorrow. Hmm, we didn’t go on vacation and our diet still hasn’t started. What does that mean? #getusawayfromthecandy
@manrepeller: I think I’m losing vision in my left eye. Which might require an eye patch… does that count as man repelling?
@mindykaling: that fleeting moment when I think I could make a pretty cool handmade duvet cover And then disappears as fast as a tweet does in your news feed? Yeah, us too.
@shitgirlssay: Should I bring a scarf? Most frequently said thing now that it’s cold out.
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