@BiIIMurray: Sorry, I can’t get out of bed today. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
Dear boss: Apologies in advance if this is the email we send you the next time it snows.
@peopleredcarpet: Unfortunate side effect of Orlando Bloom’s divorce: No Miranda Kerr to make him brush his hair before he goes onstage at the #goldenglobes.
There’s a reason it’s Jared Leto who’s our hair spirit animal.
@EW: DirecTV dumps Weather Channel, replaces with ‘cheap startup’ http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/14/directv-dumps-weather-channel/ …
Fortunately, there truly is an app for that.
@GabbySidibe: To people making mean comments about my GG pics, I mos def cried about it on that private jet on my way to my dream job last night. #JK
Gabourey wins Twitter. That is all. #dropsmic
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