@tawnafenske: Trying to figure out a viable way to avoid getting out of bed today.
Simply not standing up is the popular method, but please let us know if you decide on something better.
@RuPaul: Quick Reminder: Don’t dumb down. Own your greatness
Is the official deed for our greatness on file somewhere? We’d like to review the terms.
@BostonGal04: Nothing proves that chivalry is dead like riding the subway
More evidence: walking in Times Square during tourist season.
@carlmliebenberg: To avoid a painful side stitch while you’re exercising, avoid drinking caffeine for at least an hour before you start.
So, in other words, we have to get up even earlier for a pre-gym coffee. This world is not fair.
@LaurenDeStefano: “Dear opening scene of The Lion King: Thanks. Thanks for that. Jerks”- Cats whose owners lift them and shout “Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba!”
Guilty. Oh, so guilty.
By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer
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