@LitAgentMarini: Uh oh, guys, I am pretty sure that latte was NOT decaf. I’m about to LOSE IT.
This morning’s triple espresso says welcome to the club.
@kerihw: I am assembling furniture. I understand now why it’s called a wardrobe and not a peacedrobe.
As long as it doesn’t remain in peace-s – okay, okay. Too far.
@alexa_chung: Stranger cat hissing at my leopard print coat. Be gone, pussy.
It’s just suffering from big-cat envy.
@ComicBookGrrl: If you see a guy outside washing his car for the 4th time in as many days, it’s safe to say he’s having marriage issues.
We think you’re jumping to conclusions. Maybe the pigeons really love that color.
@KennethCole: Archaeologists find evidence of 5K yr.old “Ice Man” who wore leather #shoes, leggings, underwear & fur jacket (No indication of the brand)
We’ve always said that style starts early.
By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer
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