@TheJamieLee: Not looking at social media for a day is the mental equivalent of going paleo.
To us it’s more like going vegan, but we may be a tiny bit addicted.
@jenniferweiner: Des looks gorgeous. Are those false eyelashes? Did she put them on herself? Can people do that? Because I can’t. #TheBachelorette
Answers, in order: yes, no, yes. How? Patience. Let the glue get a little tacky first. Try it – you’ll see what we mean.
@KaitlinRee: Now it’s time to eat a baked good in the office while talking about butter and diets and calories and shame, also known as a “meeting.”
Let’s just remove shame from the equation and enjoy the butter and calories. Deal? Deal.
@Andrea_Colt: Uneventful day. Except for when I met the President. #sothathappened #augustisalldownhillfromhere
He’s just the Chief of State. No reason to get excited or anything.
@HotelFoxtrot: When did people start calling sunglasses “sunnies” and cheap baseball hats “snapbacks”?
Uh, the 90s? For “snapbacks,” anyway. “Sunnies” had to hop on over from Australia, so who knows?
By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer
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