@CollegeTownLife: This episode calls for far more wine and cupcakes than I anticipated #Bachelorette
We’d ask to join, but processed carbs just fuel our tears.
@alexa_chung: Using a fork as a comb. Acceptable?
We suppose. As long as you don’t eat with it after.
@imlaurenmcguire: Why is it taking so long for science to invent a pill that makes girls’ hands and feet warm?
Because space heaters, socks, and gloves all exist already?
@CJVLR: Eating a turkey burger is like watching “Goodfellas” on basic cable.
Add avocado and that bumps it right up to the Blu-ray version. Plus a blooper reel.
By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer
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