@thiswifecooks: Major wine spillage on the couch tonight. Thank you, microsuede.
The latest addition to our closet’s must-have list: a microsuede skirt. Because… yeah.
@b_carlson13: literally the only thing i’ve done today is convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
Don’t knock it. You’re bringing happiness to nearby trees. #silverlining
@elliemayejay: It’s a perfect day to pretend I’m going to go for a run.
And this cupcake is rocking all kinds of imaginary calories.
@M_Kelly427: Me: hahaha Autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Autocorrect: making halfhearted texts look like a madman hijacked your phone since the mid-2000s.
@TheHanBurger: Tonight’s dinner selection: one entire box of Popsicles.
At least you’ll be hydrated…
By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer
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