@TheEllenShow: I can’t believe I have 19 million followers. If we all held hands, it would be really nice.
We’ll bring the hand sanitizer.
@ZooeyDeschanel: My 9 pound terrier mix just chewed through a very nice pair of shoes. I should be mad, but I’m just too impressed with her dedication.
And that, friends, is how you know you have too many shoes.
@GluteusMike: Wow it’s nice out, wow I’m inside.
Consider this our new springtime mantra.
@andrew_jenkins: Against my better judgement, I am going to bake a cake tonight. Whether I eat the entire thing or not… we’ll see.
Us, too. (And… us, too.)
@Possessionista: It has literally taken me 12 hours to unload my dishwasher. Thanks, Twitter.
Sounds like our workday. Minus the dishwasher.
By Jess Huckins, Staff Writer
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