@wickedcheap: Whispering sweet nothings to my coffee.
Either it’s too early in the morning, or that’s a good cup of coffee.
@samburnslondon: Getting ready for a night out ie.putting new make up over old make up using a small hand mirror in the back of a taxi
Also known as: trying to get to work on time on a Friday.
@joshgroban: The cleanest your hands have ever felt are the 3 seconds between washing them and picking up your iPhone again.
And the dirtiest they’ve ever felt are those three seconds after. We can see how compulsive hand-washing begins.
@styleandpepper: Whennnnnn your palazzo pants get stuck in the escalator at Port Authority…
The things we endure to look good.