@wickedcheap: Whispering sweet nothings to my coffee.
Either it’s too early in the morning, or that’s a good cup of coffee.

@samburnslondon: Getting ready for a night out ie.putting new make up over old make up using a small hand mirror in the back of a taxi
Also known as: trying to get to work on time on a Friday.

@joshgroban: The cleanest your hands have ever felt are the 3 seconds between washing them and picking up your iPhone again.
And the dirtiest they’ve ever felt are those three seconds after. We can see how compulsive hand-washing begins.

@natthefatrat: this is what a $25 snickers bar might look like. http://instagr.am/p/WXwKoqyPdT/
Our birthday is coming up. Please and thank you.

@styleandpepper: Whennnnnn your palazzo pants get stuck in the escalator at Port Authority… #accidentprone #andouch
The things we endure to look good.