@casslavalle: Testing cocktails recipes at 3pm. because there may be no health benefits for the self employed, but there are alcoholic ones #happyholidays
It’s five o’clock somewhere.

@iamgreenfield: I will love you till the day I diet
So, forever, then?

@OscarPRGirl: voicemail from my dry cleaner: “please call us back we need to discuss this leather skirt with you”
No matter how you look at it, that’s a phone call we never want to have.

@dkny: How many times can I go into my trash & completely blank as to whose email I am searching for? 1000? 100000?
We’re already way past those numbers. 

@DerekBlasberg: On a scale of 1 to a future episode of ‘Hoarders’: How bad is it that I haven’t tossed out last year holiday cards and new ones are coming?
Coming soon to a TV near you: Hoarders – The Christmas Edition.

By Melissa Mann, Staff Writer

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