You probably can’t stay glued to your Twitter feed all day – that’s why we do it for you. From Hermès stethoscopes to Huffington Post wisdom, here’s what you need to know right now.

1. @designsponge: this clever device turns everything from a bottle to a cantaloupe into a shared serving vessel: http://bit.ly/LGvwsK
Strange – and yet oddly desirable. Now we want – no, need – one.

2. @mindykaling: You don’t HAVE to pose naked on the cover of a magazine when you’re super pregnant, do you?
There is a reason we’ll be watching Kaling’s new show.

3. @BlairEadieBEE: “I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s.” – Henry Moore
Because, c’mon, can you really commit to a year of steamed veggies and no impulse purchases? Exactly.  

4. @johnjannuzzi: Anybody know where i can get an Hermes stethoscope?
If you find out, tweet us. Immediately.

5. @HuffingtonPost: Seriously. Is there anything cuter than babies and kittens?
Yes. Babies holding kittens.